Just F@%king delicious, Casual cocktails.
Core drinks
London Dry Gin - Lemon Oil - Dry Vermouth
Timeless, classic and crisp. A Martini to make Dorothy Parker or Winston Churchill proud. Pop this little bad boy in your freezer to cure the mother-of-all shitty weeks, or to shut up that one annoying friend that says “I make the best Martini in the world”. Shut up Henry, your Martini’s are shit and you know it.
Glassware: Coupe or Martini Glass
Garnish: Lemon Zest or Olive
Storage: Freezer
Shelf life: 1 Year
El Jimador Reposado Tequila - Organic Agave - Fresh Lime
Our illustrious head of beverages may be called Tommy, but this one (much to his dismay) isn’t named after him. The Tommys Marg is the classic, but without the use of orange liqueur. Who invited that guy when you can just have more tequila?! Yeah that’s what we thought too. The sweetness instead comes from 100% Agave Syrup. As Tommy would say “a proper fucking Margarita”.
Glassware: Rocks glass over ice
Garnish: Lime Slice
Storage: Fridge
Shelf life: 1 Month
Diplomático Planas Rum - Turbo Strawberry - Fresh Lime
Holiday in a glass is what we reckon. You’ve probably all had a really shit one of these in some all inclusive abroad or some highstreet bar in the UK, but bare with us on this one. The thing people get wrong with these absolute bangers is they overcomplicate it. We promise you there are 3 things in here. Proper good rum, 100% fresh lime juice and a strawberry cordial made from nothing but 100% British strawberries. Really great bevs rely 2 things, great quality ingredients and simplicity.
Glassware: Rocks glass over ice
Garnish: Orange zest
Storage: Freezer if you want a slushie, fridge if you want it classic
Shelf life: 1 Month
Belvedere Lemon Vodka - Frozen Cranberry - Fresh Lime
Carrie Bradshaw and her gang may have made these blow up in the 90’s, but these little pocket rockets have been drank over the last 100 years in various different forms. Insecure blokes will call it girly, we call it absolutely fucking delicious. The perfect vodka party bev of all time (even tho it originally had gin in it). We’ll talk a glassful of this over a pint of Madri any day of the week!
Glassware: Coupe or Martini Glass
Garnish: Lime zest
Storage: Fridge
Shelf life: 1 Month
Woodford Reserve Bourbon - Orange Oil - Salted Maple Syrup
We’ve been making Old Fashioned’s great again since 2020. How many times do you make one of these bad boys and it’s either flat and as interesting as an unbuttered piece of toast, or it tastes like absolute rocket fuel and you end up with 4 different takeaways at 4am? Yeah, most the time. We thought so.
Glassware: Rocks glass over ice
Garnish: Orange zest
Storage: Freezer
Shelf life: 1 Year
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